Welcome to The Jealousy Files! I’m so glad you’ve decided to stop by!
I have jealousy issues. In fact, I have major jealousy issues. I figured blogging about them was cheaper and less time consuming than going to therapy. So here I am.
A bit about me: I’m a former New Yorker living in Delaware raising one very precocious 5 year old girl and 2 very poorly behaved dogs. I also have a quasi-feral cat who has more manners than my child and dogs combined. I’ve been married to my college boyfriend (I detest the word sweetheart) for 8 years, although we’ve been together for over 15. I read like a fiend, watch TV like it’s going to be taken from me, unintentionally memorize movie lines and song lyrics and love to swim although the fact that my bathing suit is my sworn enemy makes swimming impossible. I also balance my checkbook, bake and cook. For fun. However, I do not clean for fun (or for company).
What I write is intended to make light of my jealousy issues and to ridicule myself. In no way do I plan to intentionally hurt anyone’s feelings (unless she really, really deserves it). If I do offend you, I apologize in advance.